The Conquests Begin
All right!
You won’t believe this, but thanks to absolutely acing my exams and selling my paintings, I have enough money to rent my own little house! WooHoo! Fun City, here I come!
It isn’t much, but it’s better than those crummy dorms! My conquests can now begin, and I bet that once I’ve graduated, they’ll be telling stories about me for years! I hope they do, anyway. I’ve also given some serious thoughts to what I want, career-wise. That’s been quite bothersome, actually, because I don’t like to work at all. But Professional Party Guest doesn’t sound too bad, so I might try that. It’ll leave me with plenty of time to devote to my favourite hobby!
I was able to test the other part of my pet theory once I moved into my new home, too.
If you have, er, ah, ‘relations’ with your Professors, they give you good grades! I wonder what their wives think? Not that I care, mind you. I wonder if it works for all Professors, or just some? I wonder how long it will take me to save up enough money for a hot tub? I could put that to even better use than my double bed!
Anyway, I must dash, my next conquest is due any minute!
